The Gay Test will decide once and for all whether you'd rather fish for largemouth bass or a tight ass.

I paid ______ for my last haircut.

Over $40

$25 to $40

$10 to $25

Under $10

Who makes the best messenger bag for men?

Prada

Cole Haan

Timbuk2

What's a messenger bag?

I have seen ______ live musicals in the past year.

5 or more

3-4

1-2

Musicals are gay

How many yards are the end zones on a football field?

I only pay attention to the uniforms

15 yards

5 yards

10 yards

Which of the following designers does NOT produce men's shoes?

Manolo Blahnik

Prada

Gucci

Miu Miu

Barolo is a wine produced only in:

Piedmont

Tuscany

Bordeaux

Gayville

My cardio routine at the gym consists mainly of:

Hi-Lo aerobics

The elliptical machine

Cycling classes

The treadmill

Which of the following careers has Carson Kressley most recently added to his resume?

Fashion designer

Author

Broadway producer

Who?

I wish I had:

Brad Pitt's face

Brad Pitt's body

Brad Pitt's money

Brad Pitt's wife

I am most likely to cry when:

All of the below

Someone yells at me

Someone breaks up with me

Someone dies

Who won Season 1 of Project Runway?

Jay McCarroll

Jeffrey Sebelia

Harold Dieterle

No Clue

If I could have dinner with one of the following women, I would choose:

Barbra Streisand

Madonna

Kim Cattrall

Adriana Lima

I get a manicure:

Two or three times a month - I have unruly cuticles.

When I have an important meeting or event coming up.

In exchange for special favors from my girlfriend.

Every time hell freezes over.

My favorite TV show is:

So You Think You Can Dance

Gossip Girl

Grey's Anatomy

Family Guy

I buy my underwear:

Online at erogenos.com

Anywhere that has a varied selection of cuts and colors.

In packs of 10 at Costco.

I don't think I've bought new underwear in the past 5 years.

Which of the following is NOT a once popular boy band?

Danity Kane

Take That

98 Degrees

New Kids on the Block

If I could travel back in time, I would go to:

Studio 54

The Moulin Rouge

Woodstock

Nirvana's Reading Festival performance

My girlfriend could not drag me to:

A women's beach volleyball tournament

The county fair

A ballroom dancing competition

A Cher concert

If I were at a karaoke bar, I would sing:

"I Will Survive"

"I'm Too Sexy"

"Sweet Caroline"

"Livin' on a Prayer"

Which of the following movies did NOT star Liza Minnelli?

Victor/Victoria

Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon

New York, New York

Cabaret

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